You know who's directly above us? Princeton. Yikes.

We sit at 15, while the Ags are at 11.

Number one with a bullet is Arizona State. No other Big XII schools are in the top 25, although Baylor, Kansas, OK State, and OU are honorable mentions, in that order.

Because it's a slow day, more goodness from EDSBS.

For those not in the know, actual drank and legal drank were both popularized in the great state of Texas, and thus has marginal relevance to BON. Here's looking at you, Tyrell Gatewood...all you really needed was some valerian root.

My favorite Orson line: Drank, you silky bitch: here we were, thinking you would bomb the palate with the lurid whore’s fakery of chemical grape buoyed by a sea of high-fructose corn syrup, and you go and slip some Pendergrass smooth on us.

Absolute gold.

Also, obligatory Dave Chappelle link here. Sugar, water, purple.

Wicked funny stuff from EDSBS

Via Chad Ford:

3. Emeka Okafor, Bobcats: Okafor turned down $13 million per season to hit free agency this summer. He's not the best player on this list, but he's the best young center on the market and one of the few guys in the league who's a lock to average a double-double. It sounds as if the Bobcats are open to a sign-and-trade if the right deal were to come along.

10. Daniel Gibson, Cavaliers: Gibson has a great outside shot, can play both positions in the backcourt and has valuable experience on a contender. The problem is that it appears that the Cavs will match any offer. If he wants a big payday, he may be better off taking the team's qualifying offer and trying again next summer.

Link originally stolen from A Sea of Blue.

I got 67/73. Missed one ACC school and a handful of Big East ones.

Guess it really was all about the money, Seattle.

New Rivals 150 list out. No Texas commits yet, but plenty of Texas representation on the uncommitted top prospects lists.

Hope it was worth it.