Filed under: Aggie Joke of the Day By Peter Bean Nov 21, 2005, 3:25pm CST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Aggie Joke of the Day Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Q: How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? A: Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars. More From Burnt Orange Nation Assessing the state of the Texas program as Rodney Terry’s tenure begins Longhorns Daily News: Texas QB Arch Manning’s NIL evaluation is currently valued at nearly $4 million Steve Sarkisian names Texas spring practice standouts Assessing the state of the Texas program as Rodney Terry’s tenure begins No. 21 Texas takes down Texas A&M with 5-2 win Rodney Terry’s postseason run allowed Texas to make a rational instead of emotional decision to hire him