Filed under: Aggie Joke of the Day By Peter Bean Nov 21, 2005, 3:25pm CST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Aggie Joke of the Day Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Q: How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? A: Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars. More From Burnt Orange Nation No. 3 Texas vs. No. 24 Kansas: QB Jalon Daniels leads explosive Jayhawks offense No. 3 Texas 38, Baylor 6: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Texas loss to Kansas in 2021 ‘exposed some warts’ in the Longhorns program Game time, TV set for No. 3 Texas vs. No. 14 Oklahoma Jonathon Brooks emerging as worthy RB1 for Texas Texas Newcomers Report: Longhorns CB Malik Muhammad is already living up to recruiting hype