Okay, not really. It's actually thinly veiled football news. Jamaal Charles (RB) and Brian Robison (DE) competed in the Leonard Hilton Memorial Track and Field Meet in Houston last week and each won their respective competitions.
Jamaal Charles, making his collegiate debut, clocked a meet-leading and personal best 60-meter time of 6.68 seconds. Robison, meanwhile, took first in the shot put, hurling the heavy round object 57 feet and 4 inches.
Studs, I tell you. Studs.