For this weekend's matchups we'll look at every possible angle. Let's look at the running backs, but not on the basis of "statistics" or even "quantifiable logic" in general. Let's search our feelings.
Jamaal Charles is a certifiable humanitarian, while Adrian Peterson
murders toddlers in their sleep.
[editor's note, by awiggo] BON editors note that Adrian Peterson is not a murderous felon. Please excuse our intern's imagination. Adrian Peterson uses steroids and accepts Lexus cars as gifts. He does not harm children.
Who do you root for, the good Samaritan or the cheating thug?