Wooo! One last day of Texas football! Stow away all your snide Alamo Bowl comments. It's football Saturday! One more time! Remember, boys and girls: No more Texas football for nine months after today.
So wherever you are today, enjoy the game. Soak it in and prepare yourself for hibernation. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
But it doesn't start yet. Enjoy the day.
Hook 'Em Horns! Beat Iowa!