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Scott Ware News!

What better to get us through a slow news day than some Scott Ware humor...

As graduating and early entry collegiate football players enter the crucial NFL combines, one NFL scout says USC safety Scott Ware is in good shape.

Aside from having the physical gifts that he has, including a twenty-eight inch Louisville Slugger for a penis, Scott has a distinct advantage being a direct descendant of Zeus. It's only going to help his draft stock.

It never gets old, does it?

Share your favorite Scott Ware attributes with the group. Is it the Donkey Kong genitalia? The eyes that can spot a field mouse from an airplane? The chest hair that puts Austin Powers to shame?