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Daniel's Dong

Apparently, as was previously thought during his freshman year, Daniel Gibson doesn't tie his schlong in a knot around his thigh. That would explain his far more mortal performance so far this year, but it doesn't explain why in God's name he's not wearing a cup.

The above photo appeared in the College Station Eagle on Thursday morning after the Aggies defeat of the Longhorns Wednesday night. The editors claim the photo is an optical illusion, but, uh, well... judge for yourself.

No word yet on what Vince Young does with his tree trunk, but the guess here is that he wears more than Gibson.