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Your morning catnip, kids:

She loves Texas. We love her. Everyone wins.

FYI: On Sunday, with the championship game of the Texas invite tied 2-2 between Texas and Houston, the Horns brought in Cat Osterman. How devastating is that for the opponent? Poor Houston.

Houston Manager: Okay, we're tied here. We've got two runs on the board and a runner on. Here we go!

Houston Player: Um, coach. I think they just brought in Cat Osterman.

Houston Manager: Aw, Christ! How is THAT fair?!?

Texas: Game over.

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