We imagine the exchange went something like this.
Texans Owner Bob McNair: Bermuda was nice, Chuck. Thanks. Hey, who'd we take #1? Reggie Bush?
Casserly: Well, no.
McNair: Wow. Went with Vince Young. Ballsy. I like it; if nothing else, he'll sell tickets and jerseys. A good business move, Chuck.
Casserly: See, the thing is...
McNair: Wait a second. You didn't take that STD-ridden Leinart, did you?
Casserly: Well, no. We took Mario Williams.
McNair: WHAT?!?? Who the F*CK is that?
Casserly: He's an NC State defensive end.
McNair: I've never even heard of NC State. What the hell? Go resign. Now. Or you're fired.