Turns out those who wondered if Msr. Peterson's glamour shot had been, uh, buffed, were right. The photo was photoshopped by those sneaky farksters in Norman. No big surprise - there's nothing better to do on the reservation.
Anyway, our friends over at Wizard of Odds emailed us last night to say they'd found the original. Not quite as scary...
Adrian Peterson sans HGH, left.