Since a dozen of you have emailed me with this, we'd might as well get it up on the site for general amusement. It may or may not be photoshopped, but regardless, it reminds of an old Aggie joke:
An Aggie is riding in the back of a pickup when it slips off the road and into a lake. A police officer comes to the scene where witnesses report that the Aggie in the back of the pickup drowned.
"He couldn't swim?" the officer asked.
"No," the witness replies, "he couldn't get the tailgate open."