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Let's Start The Party Early This Year, Shall We?

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It's that time of year again, and with only Sam Houston State between us and the Sooners, let's start the blood bath a little bit early this time 'round.

Today, fun with dictionaries.

irony Pronunciation [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-nee]
-noun, plural -nies

1. When a person from this state touts this t-shirt.

Dictionaries really should just use real life examples. I mean, imagine trying to explain to a little kid what irony is, using 50+ words to try to perfectly capture its meaning. Now imagine just saying, "Like, if someone from the state of Oklahoma said that the state of Texas sucked. That's irony."

Much easier.

I hate Oklahoma.