One must never approach a bitter rivalry without a sense of humor.
OU is better than Texas because...
- They're out in the middle of nowhere so the only distractions are Lexus dealerships, unlike Austin where kids are tempted by the "live music" and fornication with non-relatives.
- Bob Stoops is half Mack Brown's age and his career is already winding down. He does everything three times as fast.
- Oregon is much better than Ohio State.
- Having too many viable quarterbacks is a problem; they'll take their one half-effective quarterback over two good ones anyday.
- Offensive variety is overrated. Run it up the gut 50 times; that'll show 'em.
The Pac-10's top officiating crew has found indisputable video evidence that OU is better than Texas