Let's start with Ryan Perrilloux, who's drawn himself a bitch of a first round opponent. I do mean that literally and figuratively. Perrilloux, of course, is a Permanent enemy of the nation for his antics during the 2003-04 recruiting year. Perrilloux committed to Texas, made a huge scene about his love for and commitment to the Longhorns, and then, on signing day, bailed on his commitment in a dramatic, "Look at me! Hahaha!" national television reversal, opting for LSU instead. Stunned Longhorn fans immediately wished nothing but the worst for Perrilloux. Appropriately, he's been buried on the LSU bench and is currently under federal investigation for counterfeiting.
While Perrilloux deserves to be a part of this tournament each and every year until he lands in federal prison, he's up against a true enemy of this nation: Sooner mom.
Sooner Mom, you may recall, showed up to this site after we posted this picture of her son:
Sooner Mom's first series of comments were harmless. Good old fashioned sh-t talking. As Horn fans smacked back, though, she (and other Sooner fans) dove way over the edge. A sampling of her comments (FYI, [sic] throughout):
Perhaps worst of all, she couldn't leave well enough alone and started sending threatening emails. I was kind enough to be cooperative and delete her account from this site, which turned out to be a mistake. I should have ignored her requests.
Despite my attempts to be civil (or, I suspect, because of them), Sooner Mom kept the shit talking coming through email. Another sampling:
After I told her that suing me would only make her my best friend, she finally quit. We haven't forgotten, though.
Ryan Perrilloux vs Sooner Mom
Once more, thanks to AR for putting a video together...
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