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What better way to move on then to move forward with our BON Emenies of the Nation tournament?
Our first semifinal features two runaway winners from the first round - and deservedly so. Matt Leinart's kind of a douchebag, but he's not a true enemy of this fanbase anymore. Andre Ware and Gary Thorne, thoroughly obnoxious as they were, can't hold a candle to Kellen Heard.
And so we get our first two semifinalists: Heard and Merril Hoge.
Heard's and Hoge's crimes against the nation are well-documented. Heard blindsided our quarterback well after a whistle. Merril Hoge continues to hate the best football player any of us has ever known. Kellen, Merril: we hate you.
But who do you hate more?
Once more, special thanks to our intern for putting together the video.