"Kevin Durant sired Michael Jordan."
"Craig Winder tried on Kevin Durant's shoes before the Baylor game and absorbed some of KD's sweat. His breakout makes sense, in that regard."
"Rick Barnes is deathly allergic to timeouts."
"Damion James resisted at first, but the work with Rick Barry seems to be paying off."
"Oklahoma State's Tyler Hatch is a walk-on. Not kidding."
"I have a love-hate relationship with AJ Abrams."
"Texas' win advances them to the Big XII final and an epic showdown between two of the hottest teams in the country."
"Yup. Sunday's gonna be ridiculous. Hook 'em."