The Wiz points us to Lawrence, Kansas where someone stole Mark Mangino's checkbook and began forging checks at a local convenience store.
Mangino's wife told police that whoever stole her husband's checkbook had written two checks to a Kwik Mart in Lawrence for $73.32 and $44.55.
Sort of makes you wonder whether the Kwik Mart employee was blind, right? I mean, even if a 400 pound guy walks through the door and tries to say he's Mark Mangino, you sort of laugh and say, "Eat six tubs of Crisco and get back to me, Bubba. Nice try."
Not training to be fat. Training to be Mangino Fat.
--PB--