Since our pageant master is MIA, the need to carry on the spirit of his commentary is all the more profound.

Last week's kickoff to the weekly fun was a rousing success, with Kahuna, in particular, rocking the show. Jason Mayer was right there with him. Both will receive t-shirts.

This week's challenge: Quotes From Darrell Royal.

If you need help finding quotes to work into your commentary this week, start here.

--PB--