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PB's Penal Code

I'm working on getting the open threads and TV Guide ready for today, but we've got to get an off topic matter out of the way first. I'd like to propose a new law for all my fellow single men out there. (I'm going to make it statutorial, of course, 'cause I'm in law school. Good practice and all.)

When a man encounters a woman he is so attracted to that he will, beyond any reasonable doubt, regret not asking her out if he fails to make any attempt to do so, he shall make every best effort to arrange a future encounter with this woman. Knowing, reckless, or negligent failure to do so shall be considered a violation of law.

I lived by this law last night, gentlemen, and could not be more glad that I did.