Your evening comment starter: Things Darrell Scott should know before making his final decision about whether to attend Colorado or Texas.
They don't even need to be true. In fact, I'd say the more outrageous the better. As any good psychologist will tell you, if you say anything enough times, people will believe it. Our entire political system is built on that idea.
So have at it. Tell Darrell Scott the real story about Colorado. And about Austin. You could start with the weather, but I'm hoping we go a bit further than that. First person to slander Dan Hawkins wins a t-shirt!1
Jessica Simpson endorses Darrell Scott to Texas.
1 Offer is fake. We strongly discourage slanderous commentary.2
2 Unless Scott chooses Colorado. Then all bets are off.