Inspired by 54b's discovery of a great treasure trove of golden Aggie nuggets,* I'm back with another, less "think-y" edition of Why We're Not Aggies. This edition: YouTube! Enjoy, you embedded video lovers, you.
"Yell Leading" looks way more like interpretive dance:
American Idol douchebag Jason Castro is an Aggie:
More YouTubery after the jump.
Uh, you have a double dutch jump-rope squad? Ooookay...no comment:
You release "outtakes" from your yell leader campaign video that makes you and all your friends appear certifiably retarded....and that's actually an INCENTIVE for people to vote for you!
[Favorite parts: the man-hug and the squirrel on the grass. Someone get that squirrel and make him do pushups!]
Raise Up, B/CS:
[Most of you have already seen this, but it's also the greatest thing ever in the history of things that are great, so watch it again and enjoy.]
And finally, OUR basketball team can actually hold a lead against UCLA:
*"Golden Aggie nuggets"? WTF am I talking about? I don't know what that even means. Whatever they are, I would advise against touching them though.
--BZ--