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Tuesday Doubleheader! EDSBS LIVE & NCAA '09 Vs 'Bama

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We've got a doubleheader of live BON for you tonight.

EDSBS LIVE: REDNECK SEC EDITION, 8-9:30 p.m. CT

First up at 8 p.m. as usual will be EDSBS LIVE, in which Orson and I talk to Deadspin's Clay Travis, author of Dixieland Delight. It’s the Redneck as hell, child-support-owin’, turrurist-killin’, Jesus-lovin’, pickup-wreckin’, oxycontin-chompin, Jeff Foxworthy ain’t no redneck ’cause he laughs at my people’s superior ways edition of the EDSBS Live. You cannot listen to this unless you’ve made love to a fire arm, paid an electrical bill in installments, or used the phrase "done been" without irony.

Our four questions:

1. Tell us your favrite SEC what like a eccentricity. How about the fact that they never leave? And I'm not talking about the games... I mean: they don't leave. As far as I can tell, The Mayor is living in the infirmary where he was born.

2. Which fans really are country boys what can survive? Meaning: which fans actually could, given a large nucular explosion (Our prezdint, god bless him, cain’t say it wrong. LIBRULZ!!!) type event, would survive like Hank says they would. My bet is on Auburn fans. They're surviving in Auburn. They'll survive anywhere, anything.

3. The cream, please. Which team is the finest in all the land? Like, you know, the Gretchen Wilson of football teams for 2008? I know, say whatcha want, but I’ll take an asskicker like her over some Faith Hill type anytime, because when you fall asleep with a cigarette in bed and burn down everything you own, she’ll understand. Cause she done it, too.

4. What are you doin’ to protect and defend the homeland? Personally, I'm accessorizing, like any good Patriot would.

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Sees you tonight. Listen here, if you love America.

EA SPORTS NCAA FOOTBALL '09: BON VS ALABAMA, 10-11 p.m. CT

Bush League TV invited BON to participate in a game of NCAA Football '09, Texas vs. Alabama, as part of their 24 hour 'round-the-clock live-play of the game. World Record Holder Jim Patton is playing and reviewing NCAA ‘09 for twenty four hours straight, having started today at 9:20 am (PST).

Tonight at 10:00 p.m. CT, BON reader texasfan05 (Chase Dunegan) will play Jim Patton live in a Texas vs Alabama game, which you can watch at Bush League TV or here at BON. I'd have done it myself (they're playing a couple miles over in Santa Monica), but the last video game I played was on the PlayStation 2. Fortunately, we have Chase, who is in college, doing what I did in college: eat, sleep, and game.

I'll embed the live video of the actual football game here at BON after I'm done with the radio show. It'll be a video game live open game day thread. (We live in a wonderful world.)

Hook 'em, Chase.

Watch the Bush League TV NCAA '09 Live Marathon