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"The Thanksgiving Song" (if Adam Sandler were a Longhorns fan)

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Dear BONers,

As we limp to the finish and lament the relative impotence of our offense, we hope the hate we feel in our hearts will gird our loins for one final dance with the Agronomists of Texas A&M...better known in the animal kingdom as, "The Ewe."

If there is any justice in this vast wasteland of conference infidelity, Texas will fittingly say goodbye to the Ags by putting over one more win and reminding our zealous neighbors once again that we're not their big brother, we're their daddy.

To mark the occasion, I think it only fitting that we revisit that BON tradition unliked more than any other.

Without any further do-do, I give you, perhaps for the final time...

(tears...of joy...after the jump)

"The Thanksgiving Song" (if Adam Sandler were a Longhorn)

Love to beat Aggies.

Love to beat A-a-a-gies!!!

Love to beat Aggies cause it's good
Love to beat Aggies like a good Horn should
'Cause they're Aggies....they rude

The Aggies are bowl eligible after whipping KU,
But their offense still stinks, so does the Wrecking Crew
Love to beat those Aggies in College Station
Freshmen report to Fish camp for indoctrination

Aggies like to stand all game long
If lovin' sheep ain't right, they'd rather be wrong
Aggie-maggie moo and Aggie-maggie mat
A&M once had an LB whose name is Dat

Thanksgiving is a special night
If you yell TEXAS, I'll yell FIGHT
that's RIGHT

Aggies' have a head coach, Mike Sherman is his name,
Can't believe SEC-bound Ags say LHN is ALL to blame 
Watching the game, drinking a Bud
Can't believe Old Sarge looks like Elmer Fudd

Offense, Defense, Texas just can't lose
Tony Jerod-Eddie pinched a Husker's butt and he got a bruise
Aggies on the run from dawn to early morn'
It'll never be over 'till Gabriel blows his horn

Beat those Aggies - put 'em 6 feet deep
Poor Aggies like to fornicate with their sheep
A&M's uniforms are maroon and white
Last week will be forgiven if Texas wins Thursday night

Oh, Aggies in the corps are called the noble men of Kyle
But they're about as close to real soldiers as Gomer Pyle
Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble Gig'em
I don't like those Aggies and I hope we beat'em

Oh, Texas (used to) love to beat Aggies on Thanksgiving

Texas - 23
S-E-C-You-Never - 16

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.