The countdown until the Texas Longhorns open the season at DKR against Wyoming is now at 14 days, give or take a few hours, depending on when the kickoff actually happens, which hasn't yet been announced.
However, given that the game is on that network that no one has, it will probably be in the evening.
And sorry for mentioning that network, as this is supposed to be a happy post. 14 days 'til football, y'all.
This calls for some celebration! /cracks cold adult beverage