#TurnUpDKR pic.twitter.com/l2VDtrczGo— Hook 'Em (@HookEm) November 16, 2013
A silly hash tag, cooked up either by some kids or the marketing geniuses of Belmont -- and could you really tell the difference -- made the rounds on Twitter this week.
They even made this fantastic highlight video, which adopts the style of the Friday Night Lights TV pilot. Who does Mack Brown think he is, Mack Brown? He's no Mack Brown, I'll tell you right now.
But what happens to a campaign designed to bring the students and fans out to the stadium when the game turns into a disaster? What happens when the Longhorns get run off the field? What happens when, in the face of such youthful hope and excitement, the team figuratively takes a dump on the Longhorn logo at mid-field?
Playing the DJ Snake "Turn Down For What" song in that #TurnUpDKR video right now in DKR. Think we found the "what" to turn down for.— Charlie Dunn (@char610) November 16, 2013
#TurnUpDKR was literally the biggest failure I've ever been associated with— Sean Dunn (@SeanDunn17) November 17, 2013
But in a way, this is a good life lesson. 18-22 year old kids are so full of hope, and have such big dreams. ("I am going to be a marine biologist; I am going to be a professor.") They need to start getting used to being disappointed by life; they must get their dreams cut down to size, so they can deal with the next 60 years. There is so much disappointment yet to come.
But don't worry, kids, Dr. Haley is here to talk you through this one. Because I, too, was twenty once, and had to endure the atrocities of John-Mackovic-Texas-Football. After a dull and terrible afternoon loss, the best solution is to party. Go have a few drinks at some strange Co-op in West Campus (perhaps the one that looks like the Ewok Village) and try to pick up a moderately cute anarchist at a party; her tattoos are subdued and reasonably classy. And then when you strike out with Ms. Vanzetti because you are too "corporate," or too "tethered to reality," or too "trapped in your foolish prison of lies," go back and have a few more beers with your friends. It will do you a world of good.
I tried. Lol. #TurnUpDKR was a fail. It's nap time now.— Jennifer, darling. (@iintrepid) November 16, 2013
Boy, the kids are so sleepy these days. But then after the nap, maybe you can party?
So survivor tonight or what? #NothingToDo #TurnUpDKR— ✝ℒℰxℰƔ ℛℴsℰ✝ (@Lexeyy_Rose) November 17, 2013
No, you aren't getting it. You need to party.
going to be asleep by 8 #TurnUpDKR— rachel sullivan (@rachelbethhh) November 17, 2013
OK, uh, party?
"@DogeTheDog: Wow happy So weekend Very excite Much play Such freedom Many party" #TurnUpDKR— 金繕い ✩ (@Jakeylime) November 16, 2013
I just have to admit, I don't get this generation.
In the face of such disappointment, some of the kids remained encoraging, in the "keep a stiff upper lip" sense.
It's okay Case, it's okay... Let's just do better than okay next week. #TurnUpDKR— Laila (@Leylllz) November 17, 2013
While others were just sarcastic and snarky.
Man that texas team really comes to play at home #TurnUpDKR— Charlie Yager (@Yagefestivites) November 17, 2013
Nick Saban will #TurnUpDKR— Danny Rash (@DanRash10) November 17, 2013
"@jjgus77: #TurnUpDKR ..... Lol. 👍>🐂" Show up early, be loud, stay late?.....Meander in mid 1st qtr, be quiet, leave early<- Texas fans— Jimmie Snyder (@labayouboy) November 17, 2013
Tried to #TurnUpDKR but I just couldn't find the button on the remote #sorry— Carly (@carlyelevine) November 17, 2013
But in a way, the calm and soothing atmosphere created a restful place.
Word is that top RB recruit Leonard Fournette actually fell asleep during the Texas & OSU game. No lie. #hookem #TurnUpDKR— Jimmie Snyder (@labayouboy) November 17, 2013
Relax. He is young and needs his sleep.
Although not everyone was sleepy. Some people were feisty. It is worth clicking through the Instagram link and watching the video on the next one.
I am having way too much fun with the slo-mo option on my camera @renzalez julia_haschke #TurnUPDKR 😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/2YjykkTUJT— Hannah Nguyen ✨ (@hannahnguy3n) November 17, 2013
Crazy Saturday night pic.twitter.com/HGqqZ4SV2o— can you not (@sassytbh) November 10, 2013