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Someone thinks Mack Brown is due for a turnaround. [Scout]
The Texas-Texas Tech game on Thanksgiving will air on Fox. [Dallas Morning News]
Bill Powers and the Commission of 125. [Daily Texan]
In case you missed all of this, here is a timeline of the Perry BOR-Powers rift. [Texas Tribune]
Big 12
Bob Stoops is a sweet guy. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
Gary Patterson wants TCU to be the Metroplex's team. [ESPN]
Say it ain't so, Iowa State. [SI]
Open Range
You have been warned. The article referenced is by Clay Travis so you know it is crap. [Dallas Morning News]
Arlington is getting ready for the Final Four. [Big 12 Sports]
Some news you can actually use
New Orleans has a soup that cures a hangover. [The Atlantic]
Enjoy the alcohol because we are all going to die soon. [KVUE]
We're a bunch of hipster racists. This whole North Korea-Austin aggression stuff is all Alamo Draft House's fault. [The AWL]
And finally...
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