Daily Round Up: Rebuild Reality Sucks

Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.

Tyrone Swoopes and John Harris talk chemistry.

Rebuild reality hits Texas and Tech. [ESPN]

Here are some stats you might actually care about. [ESPN]

Give Strong a few years and everyone will be pleased with the results. [247 Texas] he will be just fine. [247 Texas]

The Boy Toy thinks we are rivals. [Dallas Morning News]

If someone calls, Mack Brown will listen. [NBC Sports]

The Big 12 Commish does not care for the LHN. [247 Texas]

A lifetime Longhorn is suing the NCAA. [Dallas Morning News]

Big 12

The conference has no plans to expand. [Dallas Morning News]

What is wrong with the Land Thieves? [NewsOK]

Is Tech wrecked? [247 Texas]

Open Range

How did Jimbo Fisher become the most hated coach in America? [Yahoo Sports]

A stats nerd puts out his rankings and an SEC team isn't in the top spot. [Bleacher Report]

Garrett Gilbert is looking for a new NFL team. [Dallas Morning News]

Everyone's favorite helicopter dad and ESPN analyst Craig James is selling his home in Celina. [Realtor]

The Agricultural and Mechanical Department

ESTABLISHMENT OF UNIVERSITY; AGRICULTURAL AND MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT. The legislature shall as soon as practicable establish, organize and provide for the maintenance, support and direction of a University of the first class, to be located by a vote of the people of this State, and styled, "The University of Texas," for the promotion of literature, and the arts and sciences, including an Agricultural, and Mechanical department. - Texas Constitution

Aggies go back to 1939. [@AggieFootball]