Daily Round Up: Useless Wednesday News

Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.

Coach Strong wants TS to manage the offense against Arkansas. [247 Texas]

We will never, ever have make-up sex with the Aggies. [Alcalde]

Greg Abbott wants Texas universities on the top 10 list. [Dallas Morning News]

Big 12

The college football playoff and The Game Of Thrones. [Barking Carnival]

Recruiting pitches to join the Big 12. [Sporting News]

Note to the College Football Playoff Committee: When the New York Daily News agrees with you, you really need to rethink what you are doing. [New York Daily News]

Open Range

The San Jose Sharks put out a terrible Christmas video.

Did you know there is a Polynesian college football award? [NBC Sports]

Coming soon! A Dooney & Burk purse for your favorite Longhorn. [Twitter]