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Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.
The Horns are getting ready for Omaha. [Texas Sports]
The UT-UC Irvine game will be one for the ages. [LA Times]
When they're not bunting, they're working 10 pitch counts and beating out three hoppers to the short stop. Following that, they're bunting. Their creative writing program is named after James Michener, and watching them play baseball is like watching a James Michener novel in interpretive dance form. Long, boring, and filled with multiple generations of a family you don't give a shit about.
In short, I hate them and all that they stand for. -Anchors Of Gold
This is the school that gave the sports world Clay Travis. Vanderbilt's SBN blog sizes up the Horns. [Anchor of Gold]