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Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.
Who are the projected offensive starters this fall? [Dallas Morning News]
Defensive leadership is scarce. [Dallas Morning News]
The men's basketball program has a promising future. [Sports Quotient]
Congrats to Priest Holmes. [Dallas Morning News]
The Horns are going global! [Dallas Morning News]
Uncle Bill is the best man ever. [Athlon Sports]
Just remove the "University of" from "Texas Longhorns." [Ft. Worth Star-Telegram]
One of the mysteries of the universe...Why is Thayer Evans still employed? [ESPN]
Today is National Apple Strudel Day and we have 78 days to go until college football kickoff!