Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.
Beer! That is all you need to know today. [Dallas Morning News]
He gave us beer! Steve Patterson is on the hot seat. [Horn Digest]
'Damn right we are The Beatles. [Athlon Sports]
Texas Tech's athletic department has a debt problem. [Wreck 'Em Red]
And once again, why does Thayer Evans still have a job? Mike Gundy never read those stupid articles the alleged OSU football violations by Thayer Evans. [NewsOK]
Best of luck to Johnny Manziel, hopefully rehab has helped. [Dallas Morning News]
It's the off-season...
UT football made Samuel Alito's dissent this morning. [@RedditCFB]
It is National Go Fishing Day! [National Calendar Day]
And in completely useless news...Von Miller led a symphony in the Aggie War Hymn. [Denver Post]