Daily Round Up: What Did We Learn At Media Days?

Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.

Did we learn anything of value? Hmmmm....not really.

Art Briles is still doing his batsh&$ crazy act:

Art Briles: "If Baylor or TCU had an older brand name, one of us would have got in the CFB playoff."

The conference will not prohibit court and field stormings. [NewsOK]

Every game counts, people! The conference has another stupid slogan this year. [SB Nation]

Uncle Bill favors 12 teams and a title game. [SI]

Texas has to win. [Dallas Morning News]

Some other stuff

Clay Travis thinks Texas has one of the dumbest fanbases. Now before you go to the article, remember that every time you click, Travis makes money. [Outkick The Coverage]

Our illustrious AD talked to the devil's agent back in 2013. [CBS Sports]

Another great story on everyone's favorite golfer. [Dallas Morning News]

You will be able to buy stuff at UT sports venues with a debit or credit card. [Austin Business Journal]

The CF playoff committee caused all this conference angst. [SB Nation]

Everyone loves Bob! The head Land Thief has had some serious offers while at OU. [Sporting News]

Mastering the sack. [Smart Football]

A football glossary for some pleasurable off-season reading. [Smart Football]

Colin Cowherd is leaving ESPN for Fox Sports. [SI]

It's a good thing Matt Leinart has a sense of humor. [NewsOK]

Please shoot me. I took the Big 12 Conference quiz about what coach I would be and I'm Bob Stoops. [Big 12 Conference]

Longhorn Football Countdown [Horns Countdown]