Daily Round Up: Satan Does Not Like Texas

Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.

Where will Texas finish in the Big 12? [247 Texas]

Oh. My. Goodness. We are having an identity crisis!!!!!! [Grantland]

Our strength and conditioning coach is the strong, silent type. [247 Texas]

Longhorn Football Countdown [Horns Countdown]

"The University of Texas is the greatest university in the nation." Sam Ehlinger

You are so right, Sam. Welcome to the 40 Acres. [AAS]

Some other stuff...

The Big 12 has new members! Affiliate members in gymnastics and wrestling... [Dallas Morning News]

Sportspocalypse is not coming! The O'Bannon decision is not going to ruin college sports. [Vice Sports]

The Pokes goes back to the same old recruiting territory. [ESPN]

Mike Leach has an opinion on deflate gate. [ESPN]

Satan Saban wasn't interested at all in being the head coach at Texas. [Dallas Morning News]

Stay classy, The Ohio State University. [WSJ]