Disclaimer: Before you proceed, just remember that none of the links are vetted and you may be reading something written by a 13-year-old, a so-called sports journalist or Clay Travis (is there really any difference between those options?). Read at your own peril.
It's football season! Lucy = Touchdown Jesus after we beat ND this weekend.
The Horns will slightly improve this season. [Dallas Morning News]
Will the offense really be different this season? 
The Jefferson Davis statue is coming down. [NPR]
Big, bold conference predictions. [ESPN]
The Red Raiders are looking for a QB. [Dallas Morning News]
Bob is fighting college football physics. [Blatant Homerism]
The NCAA has always paid players. [Deadspin]
This is a movie Roger Goddell does not want you to see. [Awful Announcing]