When Oklahoma State Cowboys head coach Mike Gundy showed up at Big 12 Media Days on Monday, he did so with a new mullet he’s been in the process of growing. Needless to say, it won the day.
Here’s six things to know about it:
It is a 10/10 on the redneck scale, though still modest
His son is in full support of it (as he should be)
This will help you make full sense of its geography
However, we would argue that’s more porcupine on the top than it is business.
Gundy is experienced in the mullet arts
To be fair, this has nothing on Gundy’s college mullet. pic.twitter.com/co7F2ZeJJt— Pistols Firing (@pistolsguy) July 18, 2016
We can only hope that he will continue growing the current version this long.
Sources indicate this is how he spent his summer
Nothing better than a T-top Camaro to hone that permatan and complement the return of your mullet game. Based on his raspy voice in the press conference, he was chain smoking cigarettes, too. We appreciate his commitment to putting together the whole package.
He may be trying to land a role in the Roadhouse remake
Mike Gundy looks like one of Brad Wesley's henchmen in "Roadhouse."— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) July 18, 2016
Burnt Orange Nation officially endorses the inclusion of Mike Gundy as a henchmen in the new version of the classic movie. All he needs is an earring and a speech about the terrible things he did to you in prison.