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texaz has a solution after Clemson-Alabama IIII.

I don't know about you folks, but this folk tires of watching a whoopty-do, here we go again, Alabama vs Clemson NC game. Sure, both teams are good and deserve to be playing and I'll be watching and jealous as hell.

But, again and again and again?

And, now again!

Hell, two of the greatest heavyweight fights ever were between Ali and Frazier, yet, they met only twice.

A football solution came in a dream where I was visited by a White Dove in a football helmet. At first, I thought "Is this the Football Holy Ghost god?" but he denied anything to do with" deity." We chatted a bit on light theology touching on such ethereal, contemporary topics as "What is Truth," and "Do faith healers cure anything other than their ailing bank accounts?"

Nebulous stuff like that with difficult, contested answers.

After what seemed an eternity, our chat turned to the problem of and heavenly solution to, possibly preventing Alabama-Clemson V. (Hey, the Super Bowl does it)!

Now, the bird lowered the volume of his mental-telepathy (C'mon, birds can't talk, even in dreams): "Simple! Mandate that the two teams playing for the MNC this year must play each other 1st game next! Viola! one team is guaranteed a loss next year thus reducing their chances next! Doable."

I awoke this morning and for some reason was starving for eggs.



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