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Gaggies Totally Delusional About Recruiting Ratings

It has been a real revelation to me how abashed the Booted Ones on the Brazos are that their new $7.5M/annum Football Jesus Coach may not deliver his self-prophesied Number1 or Number 2 recruiting class this year. This is understandable be cause they have frequently finished in the bottom half of their own SEC West football division proving that their SWC and Big12 mediocrity still clings to them like a bad case of leprosy. The paranoia that they may not be able to win their coveted National Recruiting Class Ranking Championship is causing a complete mental breakdown despite no one else being that concerned about not being awarded a mythical trophy and presumably a White House visit for select franchise fast food burgers and pizza.

Caution: The pain and anguish is palpable! Persecution is rampant by the fake rating services! The world hates the Aggies! Well, one out of three being verified is not too bad, I suppose.

Gaggie Recruitment Persecution

Maybe the need to quit drinking from the river before boiling the water?

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